So I just recently saw the original plot that Gunsmith Cats was based off of. Rally Vincent had blonde hair, was white, and had a slightly different name also.  However, Bean Bandit is clearly still the badass god-like….badass that I still remember. Bulletproof clothes, bandanna, super human strength to rip out a car door and throw a knife completely through a window and unhinge the opposite door.

Totally. Epic. Badass.

I would so totally do him if he were real. His level of badass is even more than Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee combined. His presence is awesome. But anyway, enough about mister badass bandit. Onto the review.

So this is the fabled blonde Rally, partner of Bean Bandit. Yeah, that’s right. They’re partners in this original ‘prequel’, you can say. It starts off with two men robbing a business inside of a mall. They succeeded, but after a moderate blood bath. I liked Riding Bean because of how well the gore was done. I didn’t expect to see that much blood when the cops were shot.

The music was put together decently enough for its time during the scenes. Some of it was rock, and I liked that. Especially the chase/fight scenes, the music to those was really well done. I couldn’t tell you the artists of the music for the life of me, though.

Without giving away the plot, I’ll just say the best moments are what I mentioned above. Bean’s epic strength gripping and pulling out a car door off of its hinges. He also rammed the oncoming car with his shoulder. He’s that damn strong. Take that, strongest man in the world! Can you do that!? Can you!? I’d like to see you try!

The plot itself, for a single anime movie, was pretty put together. There was some stuff that caught me off guard, and I like that in an anime. I will tell you one thing, though. Bean Bandit has a soft spot for kids and always dreams of being the hero, even though he’s a scoundrel at heart. So wonderful. *swoons*

Although, I myself don’t really have a soft spot for kids. At least to a degree, I guess.

But yes. This single anime movie has betrayal, kidnapping, brief nudity, blood, and car chases/fights. What more could you ask for?

And that’s my review of Riding Bean, my lovelies. I hope you’ll tune in again next time. On the off days when I’m not writing my succubus fiction, I’m writing reviews like this.

She runs her fingers over her lips and squeezes her breasts softly as she looks at you. She licks at the air, teasing you.

Tune in next time, please?

Love you all so much.